June 2012
59 posts
Tom Jerkins aka Jerkin Tom
Life is like a dick.
It gets hard for no particular reason.
Ehhh…
The Fake Planet is about to be spectacular! On May 2013, Earth is catching up with Death Star in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two in recorded history. The next time Death Star may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter’s gravity tugs on Death Star and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Death Star has not come this...
This ivory leg is what propels me,
Harpoons thrust in the sky.
Aim directly for his crooked brow,
And look him straight in the eye!
God damnit, facebook, why won’t you let me add a life event.
Hm, Discovery just explained jealousy. cool.
…and the ones when the screen freezes and you can’t do anything, even answer a phone call as it is a touch screen. <3
Those precious moments when you’ve charged your phone before going to bed and it barely makes it through the night
Ja vampīram izsit zobus, tas nomirst badā?
Mmmm, un nekas lieliskāks kā mister wise ass replying with his “witty” shit on my posts.
Piegāju pie loga un šodien varu teikt, ka pirmo reizi sasmaržoju vasaru. Lieliski patīkama smarža, jā.
Nopirku jaunas tumbas
Es, kad Tumblr labajā sānā parādās bildīte kas patīk, bet automātisku refleksu vadīts nospiežu “refresh” nevis uz bildītes un tā pazūd.
